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Spider Tote Bag — “We Are the Weirdos, Mister” Cute Gothic Canvas Shopper

Spider Tote Bag — “We Are the Weirdos, Mister” Cute Gothic Canvas Shopper

Regular price $20.00 USD
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A sturdy cotton canvas tote that carries a little bit of mischief. The heavy 12 oz fabric holds its shape and stands up to daily use, while the flat-corner construction keeps the design crisp and the interior roomy for books, groceries, or odd trinkets. A playful, glowing spider illustration and the phrase “We are the weirdos, mister” sit centered on the front, turning errands into a small act of self-expression. Long, reinforced self-fabric handles sit comfortably over the shoulder. Choose natural for a light, organic look or black for a punchier contrast that makes the colors pop. This bag lives in the hands of people who collect curios, love spooky-cute art, and show personality through practical gear.

Product features
- 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz/yd²) for durability and structure
- Flat corners for a clean, compact silhouette
- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching for strength
- Sewn-in label; blank product sourced from India
- Available in natural and black colorways; adult sizing

Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry

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Things to know before adopting from us:

☆All spoods are Captive-br3d by us.

☆Parents located in the menu under parents or on our fb albums

☆Anything listed as mature, will be recently matured & dates will be listed on the website in there description as well on their shipping box/cup. Therefore, when adopting a mature spider make sure to take matured date into consideration.

☆Mature spiders are mature meaning they have met the max molts they will have. This means they are adults. By adopting a mature spider, you are acknowledging they are matured at the date listed.

☆Email or Facebook us for a CARE GUIDE!

☆When adopting a spider, please bring packages inside as soon as they are delivered.

☆ See shipping policy on the menu button. Three lined menu button.

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  • RETURN POLICY & SHIPPING POLICY:

    RESTOCKING FEE:

    When canceling an order, there will be a 3.5% restocking fee on all products. There are NO returns of Refunds on LIVE ANIMAL ORDERS or custom enclosure orders. Must contact us through email for refunds at mysticlabyrinth@yahoo.com. 

    LOCAL PICK UP:    

    This is our only local pick up address -->  11088 W Jewell Dr, Lakewood, CO. This is a Safeway on Kipling & Jewell. Located in Lakewood. This is the only location available for pick up, unless picking up at an Expo that we will be attending. We schedule pick-ups in groups which helps our small business. 

    Terms & Conditions of purchasing a spider:

    • Spiders must be placed in a separate order without any other items. (SHIPPING POLICY EXPLAINS THIS INFOMATION)
    • No return on live animals. 
    • They will be shipped in Deli Cups as its the safest way to ship them.  
    • If any issues arise from shipping, please refer to the shipping policy to see the steps. 
    • When you check the box at checkout you are agreeing to all of the terms & conditions, return policy, AND shipping policy. 
    • LIVE ARRIVAL GUARENTEE is only valid for OVERNIGHT shipping, no other shipping options qualify for LAG. 

     

    Other Items:

    • Other Items you have up to 7 days to return your items.
    • If you run into any issue with your items, please send us an email so we can help fix the problem.

    SHIPPING TIME FRAMES:

    -MONDAY/ TUESDAY- LIVE ANIMALS (DEPENDS ON THE WEEK CHECK FB FOR UPDATES)

    -TUESDAYS - Plant Orders / bioactives & feeders

    -Wednesdays- all other items from our store

    SHIPPING POLICY ON LIVE ANIMALS: