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Death-Feigning Beetle Dark Humor T-Shirt — Insect Sarcasm Graphic Tee
Death-Feigning Beetle Dark Humor T-Shirt — Insect Sarcasm Graphic Tee
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
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| Width, in | 17.50 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
A darkly witty tee that wears its humor like a secret. The soft cotton ringer silhouette features a subtle contrasting collar and sleeve trim that frames a cheeky death-feigning beetle motif—equal parts morbid and clever. It feels light against the skin and sits with a relaxed, classic cut that suits someone who likes their humor dry and their style low-key. Throw it on for late-night hangouts, punk folk shows, or when you want a conversation starter that leans toward the absurd. The tear-away label keeps the neckline clean, and the side seams keep the shape steady after many wears. This shirt belongs to the person who enjoys offbeat laughs and understated graphics that reveal themselves to those paying attention.
Product features
- 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (color-dependent blends)
- Contrasting 1x1 baby rib on collar and sleeves
- Lightweight fabric (4.3 oz/yd²) for breathable wear
- Side seams for shape retention and structural support
- Tear-away label for clean comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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Things to know before adopting from us:
☆All spoods are Captive-br3d by us.
☆Parents located in the menu under parents or on our fb albums
☆Anything listed as mature, will be recently matured & dates will be listed on the website in there description as well on their shipping box/cup. Therefore, when adopting a mature spider make sure to take matured date into consideration.
☆Mature spiders are mature meaning they have met the max molts they will have. This means they are adults. By adopting a mature spider, you are acknowledging they are matured at the date listed.
☆Email or Facebook us for a CARE GUIDE!
☆When adopting a spider, please bring packages inside as soon as they are delivered.
☆ See shipping policy on the menu button. Three lined menu button.
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RETURN POLICY & SHIPPING POLICY:
SHIPPING POLICY ON LIVE ANIMALS:RESTOCKING FEE:
When canceling an order, there will be a 3.5% restocking fee on all products. There are NO returns of Refunds on LIVE ANIMAL ORDERS or custom enclosure orders. Must contact us through email for refunds at mysticlabyrinth@yahoo.com.
LOCAL PICK UP:
This is our only local pick up address --> 11088 W Jewell Dr, Lakewood, CO. This is a Safeway on Kipling & Jewell. Located in Lakewood. This is the only location available for pick up, unless picking up at an Expo that we will be attending. We schedule pick-ups in groups which helps our small business.
Terms & Conditions of purchasing a spider:
- Spiders must be placed in a separate order without any other items. (SHIPPING POLICY EXPLAINS THIS INFOMATION)
- No return on live animals.
- They will be shipped in Deli Cups as its the safest way to ship them.
- If any issues arise from shipping, please refer to the shipping policy to see the steps.
- When you check the box at checkout you are agreeing to all of the terms & conditions, return policy, AND shipping policy.
- LIVE ARRIVAL GUARENTEE is only valid for OVERNIGHT shipping, no other shipping options qualify for LAG.
Other Items:
- Other Items you have up to 7 days to return your items.
- If you run into any issue with your items, please send us an email so we can help fix the problem.
SHIPPING TIME FRAMES:
-MONDAY/ TUESDAY- LIVE ANIMALS (DEPENDS ON THE WEEK CHECK FB FOR UPDATES)
-TUESDAYS - Plant Orders / bioactives & feeders
-Wednesdays- all other items from our store